Introductions
Hey there.
Now, I could’ve say something like “Hi, I’m Eifle. I’m a gnome and a mage running around trying to make a living in the world of Azeroth,” but let’s face it: I’m really six feet tall, go by a name that isn’t a purposeful misspelling of a French architect, and I live in California. But hey, we need some frame of reference and suspension of disbelief if I’m not going to refer to my character in some weird sort of first-but-third-person sense. So.
Hi, I’m Eifle, a gnome and mage running around trying to make a living in the world of Azeroth.
/shrug
What’re ya gonna do.
Here’s me. Yeah, my hair’s pink, and I know that’s a stereotype for gnomes. Blame my mom. I think it’s kinda 80s. Certainly the height of my hair suggests tons of hair spray.
Currently I’m allied with the Pirate Penguins, who are less of a formal organization and more of an autonomous collective that get together here and there to delve into forgotten places, commit acts of heroism, drink much in the way of alcoholic beverages, and perform risky experiments in the interests of amusement, such as fighting gnolls in the Wetlands while naked and throwing oneself off of tall instances of geography. Good folks.